Hello, Blizzard.

Look at your fanboys, now back to me, now back at your fanboys, now back to me.

Sadly, they aren't me.
Sadly, they aren’t me, but if you stopped using tired misogynistic tropes and switched to respecting women as a legitimate audience, they could be me.

Look down, back up, where are you?
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a beta test with the player your players could be.

What's in your hand, back at me.

What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s the Collector’s Edition of every game you’ve produced in the last six years.

Look again, the CEs are now tie-in merchandise.

Look again, the CEs are now tie-in merchandise.

Anything is possible when your games smell like respect for women and not casual misogyny.

I’m on a horse.

I'm on a horse.